Is this the Real Drive? Is this Just Fantasy?

*This is a parody of Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” if you haven’t guessed it already – we highly suggest you sing it to the tune.*

*Photo credit: Michael Tan*

Is this the real drive?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a mad slide…
No escape from the lateral G’s
Open your eyes
Look at the horizon and see…
I’m just a poor racer, I need no sympathy
Because I’m shifting fast, shifting hard,
Little high, little slow
Anyway the track goes, doesn’t really matter to me… to me…

Mama, just killed a cone…
Put the pedal against the metal,
Pulled a launch and now it’s dead…
Mama, the race had just begun
But now I’ve gone and thrown two secs away….
Mama, ooo…
Didn’t mean to make you cry
If I don’t beat this time tomorrow
Slalom on, slalom on, as noobs don’t really matter…

Too late, my run has come
Sends shivers down my splines
Car frame’s creaking all the time
Goodbye everybody, I’ve got to go…
Gotta leave you all behind and win the class
Mama, ooo… (anyway the track goes)
I don’t want to lie
I’d sometimes wish I had never modified at all…

I see a little silhouetto of a ricer
Bada-vroom, bada-vroom will you do the cat back pipe?
Forced induction, VTEC, very very frightening me
Crank that engine, hear it churn
Crank that engine, hear it churn
Crank that engine, MAGNIFICO! Oh oh oh oh!

But I’m just a poor racer, nobody loves me
He’s just a poor ricer with a poor mod sheet!
Spare him his life from that monstrosity!
Easy come, easy go, will you let me run?
WHAT. THE. HELL! NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO! Let him go!
WHAT. THE. HELL! NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO! Let him go!
WHAT. THE. HELL! NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO! Let him go!
Will not let you go let me go (never)
Never let you go let me go
Never let you go oh oh oh
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go!
VTEC with ‘i’ has horses put aside for me
For me
For me, for MEEEEEE

So you think you can crush me and beat all my times?
So you think you can put me the last in the line?
Ohhhh baby, can’t do this to me baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me….

… since I can’t even get out of safety (inspection) …

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